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oneorangeshoelace: fwips: ... | VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

Blood Status: Half-blood
Wand: 15", redwood, Unicorn hair
Patronus: Tree frog
Boggart: the dark (can that actually be a boggart? Would it just make the entire area super dark? I dunno, but that's pretty much my biggest fear. I hate the dark.)
House: Hufflepuff

My name is Sam. Female. Was aint-no-muggle, then roes-lieks-teh-kwidditch, but I missed aint-no-muggle so I switched back again. I'm 16. I'm also Mandy's pet kitty. Or, rather, she's my pet human.

Part of many fandoms - Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Star Treck, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, and more.

I'm a nerdfighter. Suck it.

DISCLAIMER: 80% of this blog will be Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. 18% will be Sarcasm, art, and Percy Jackson. 1% Will be about how badly I need a life. And the last 1% will likely be about pie, angst, my lack of sleep, and whatever the hell else I want, because this is my ruddy blog.
Who I Follow

oneorangeshoelace:

fwips:

mercuryandmoonlight:

wholove:

fredlyon:

oi-dancing-boy:

#shang is DTF in the bottom gif omg!!!!!

#i imagine a lot of shang’s internal monologue throughout this movie is just ‘…fuuuuuuuck i’m gay’

#and he spends his time thinking ‘ok i’m gay it’s alright I can touch a penis it’s fine’ and then he comes to actually like the idea of touching a penis and he’s like ‘right then how do I go about telling Ping I want to see his penis omg he’s so hot omg I totally like guys’ and then he finds out Ping is a girl and he’s like ‘oh fuck he has a vagina, I haven’t thought about one of those in a while’

I love this more than words can say. Because yes.

i cant tell you how hard i laughed the first time i read that third tag part 

My sister and I were re-watching this last summer and at this point we were like “SUCK FAAAAAAAAAACE”

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