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The awkward moment when you are scrolling through your dash and you find a particularly beautiful image on Benedict Cumberbatch and you scream at the screen, "Why are you so beautiful.." and then you remember that other people are in the house.... | VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

Blood Status: Half-blood
Wand: 15", redwood, Unicorn hair
Patronus: Tree frog
Boggart: the dark (can that actually be a boggart? Would it just make the entire area super dark? I dunno, but that's pretty much my biggest fear. I hate the dark.)
House: Hufflepuff

My name is Sam. Female. Was aint-no-muggle, then roes-lieks-teh-kwidditch, but I missed aint-no-muggle so I switched back again. I'm 16. I'm also Mandy's pet kitty. Or, rather, she's my pet human.

Part of many fandoms - Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Star Treck, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, and more.

I'm a nerdfighter. Suck it.

DISCLAIMER: 80% of this blog will be Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. 18% will be Sarcasm, art, and Percy Jackson. 1% Will be about how badly I need a life. And the last 1% will likely be about pie, angst, my lack of sleep, and whatever the hell else I want, because this is my ruddy blog.
Who I Follow

lordsexington:

And they come running up the stairs like, “What’s wrong?! Why did you scream?”

And you’re like, “I didn’t”

And they stare at you like you have problems and you just stare back like

and finally they leave saying, “Okay, you’re weird..” And you’re just like

And you smile to yourself at the end of it like

And then you go back to staring at his picture like

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