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VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

Blood Status: Half-blood
Wand: 15", redwood, Unicorn hair
Patronus: Tree frog
Boggart: the dark (can that actually be a boggart? Would it just make the entire area super dark? I dunno, but that's pretty much my biggest fear. I hate the dark.)
House: Hufflepuff

My name is Sam. Female. Was aint-no-muggle, then roes-lieks-teh-kwidditch, but I missed aint-no-muggle so I switched back again. I'm 16. I'm also Mandy's pet kitty. Or, rather, she's my pet human.

Part of many fandoms - Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Star Treck, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, and more.

I'm a nerdfighter. Suck it.

DISCLAIMER: 80% of this blog will be Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. 18% will be Sarcasm, art, and Percy Jackson. 1% Will be about how badly I need a life. And the last 1% will likely be about pie, angst, my lack of sleep, and whatever the hell else I want, because this is my ruddy blog.
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TEAM MICROSOFT

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oh my gosh.

I have both in my house, so…XD

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