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tipsygnostalgik: sorcerynotourdivision: ... | VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE

Blood Status: Half-blood
Wand: 15", redwood, Unicorn hair
Patronus: Tree frog
Boggart: the dark (can that actually be a boggart? Would it just make the entire area super dark? I dunno, but that's pretty much my biggest fear. I hate the dark.)
House: Hufflepuff

My name is Sam. Female. Was aint-no-muggle, then roes-lieks-teh-kwidditch, but I missed aint-no-muggle so I switched back again. I'm 16. I'm also Mandy's pet kitty. Or, rather, she's my pet human.

Part of many fandoms - Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Star Treck, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, and more.

I'm a nerdfighter. Suck it.

DISCLAIMER: 80% of this blog will be Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Supernatural. 18% will be Sarcasm, art, and Percy Jackson. 1% Will be about how badly I need a life. And the last 1% will likely be about pie, angst, my lack of sleep, and whatever the hell else I want, because this is my ruddy blog.
Who I Follow

tipsygnostalgik:

sorcerynotourdivision:

letmartyhandlethis:

queen-moriarty:

graydorians:

ladyhistory:

HERE IS A DISTRESSED JOHN WATSON CHIPMUNK

NO IT’S IT’S NOT!1!1!!1!!!!!

IT’S NOT OKAY!!!!!!1112!!!!!


GOOD LORD I LOST IT AT “SHURRLOCK IT WAS HEEERE!”

SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH AND EVERYONE HOLY IN HEAVEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

OH FOR THE LOVE OF LEPRECHAUNS I JUST LOST IT THIS IS JUST BEAUTIFUL

I lost it at “NOOO IT’S NOT!!!11 IT’S NOT OK!!!!!!!”


The "NOOO IT’S NOOT!!!1!11 IIT’S NOT OKAY!!!!!1!11ONE" left me on the ground in tears and gasping for air.

(via lelouvreestdansmatete)

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    That moment when you have to watch something five million times because of how stupidly funny it is :D
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    I WANT TO SEE ALLLL THE EPISODES THIS WAY! OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE MORIARTY!!???
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    i want to watch the whole series like this!
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