March 2012
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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
When you realize any of us could have walked past...
Bahahaha! →
epic-humor:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
The funniest blog ever!!!
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Rick Santorum's first name is actually Richard, as...
craptitude:
kitten-tits:
Just hearing “Dick Santorum” in my brain feels filthy
hearing Santorum in my brain feels filthy and I’m not even American.
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Dear all Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Asexuals, or...
strangersatthemall:
girl-panic:
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are heterosexual, and homosexual,and nothing else exists. There is no in between,and if we believe...
imthejesusofsuburbia:
why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
Don’t be modest you can fit an entire computer into those bitches it’s not fair
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Back to Work
siksta:
consulting-detective-sherlock:
tea-milk-and-jam:
consulting-detective-sherlock:
tea-milk-and-jam:
John stared at Sherlock for a second. “That’s brilliant,” he said. “Yeah, no, you’re right. She puts on a ridiculous amount, actually, it’s really rather overpowering,” he remarked, wrinkling his nose. He sipped some more tea, nodding, looking back at Sherlock. “No, you were really...
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
ladysherlocked:
s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d-b-b-c:
thenextdragonborn:
haunted-echoes:
I just got a question in Omegle, saying:
John, it was a trust fall. You were supposed to catch me. -SH
oh god
ALL OF MY FEELS.
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO CRY MY EYES OUT OR LAUGH MY BRAINS OUT.
BOTH.
FUCK.
February 2012
ASDLGAJSLKG IT'S SNOWING LIKE NOT EVEN A TINY BIT...
DUN JUDGE MEH
When my mom yells at me: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
When I was 5:
When I was 12:
Now:
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