January 2011
Mum, I don't care if the instructions are easy - I...
No, mum, the important stuff wasn’t on Tumblr. Yes, I promise. No, I’m not lying. Just ignore the twitching of my left eye, mum.
Someday I want to meet Robert Pattinson in front...
tinkleberry:
Fruit Loops are now Brittana.
beyourownsavior:
Any argument is invalid.
Because Fruit Loops = Gay Cheerios = Brittany + Santana
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
stevemarriott:
thisainttheheartbreakhotel:
kathyhastumblr:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
always!
Mine’s more like this…
tumbleweedalong:
colferism-:
...
It's 2:12 am. I have Quidditch tomorrow....
Hell hath no fury like a fangirl scorned.
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
The 12th GIF in your GIF folder is your Valentine...
ohmysnapple:
tanishaamaral:
obligatorywit:
ghostofhislastlaugh:
iamthehalf-bloodprincess:
snapeandshampoo:
-krisallen:
hermoingle:
kissedmequiteinsane:
infidi:
gabster3375:
iamthezombie:
penisexplosion-:
:-D i am happy
FUCK YES.
i’m okay if they’re just each others valentine
I actually have an intense girlcrush on Megan Fox actually I just wanna...
Reblog if you're the one person sitting in your...
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
tinodgaf:
meelissaax3:
athleticdogtrainer:
And your sitting there like,
YES. AND THEN THEY TELL ME I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE FUN….
^mylife.
What if I killed myself months ago and the only...
tumbleweedalong:
caseydoll:
snape-express:
moonlightgoodbyes:
stfubri-:
thenwhowasphone:
kaitoshiion:
mindvomit-:
microscopichummingbirds:
Now I’m paranoid that I’m following a bunch of dead people….
o_o
OH GOD
mindfuck.
That’s a really really creepy theory ._.
um… recent reblogs?
Notes of an Impassioned Writer: everyone i know... →
tumbleweedalong:
obsessivelyklaineobsessed:
darrencrississureofthis:
batshitfiasco:
but why does gay sex look so much hotter than hetero sex
i am straight and completely comfortable with my sexuality
buuuut nc17 kurt coblaine fics that i read now are just way hotter than nc17 james/lily fics that…
I’m straight but I love same sex smut so much. Honestly it’s like the hottest thing...
when you have a song playing on your dash,...
moatyitsgazza:
Can you imagine if there was a fanfiction section...
tumbleweedalong:
lamamama:
gigaku:naddiesays:
It’d be like “oh excuse me ma’am I’m looking for the one where Merlin gets fucked by all the knights and then Arthur”.
that would be the best library ever okay
Oh man I should start a Fanfic Finding service when I get my degree.
I would move into that library.
I would have a nest in the rafters where I lived, and they’d think...
Troll! In The Dungeons!: Last week there was a... →
pondamypond:
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
pondamypond:
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
pondamypond:
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
pondamypond:
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
I guess he wasn’t technically breaking any rules since there aren’t any rules against it…
but why would…
I’ve actually heard of guys doing that just to see if they could get away with it.
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
itscauseyoureafuckinelf:
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
I'm not a morning person
When my family wakes up they’re all: When I wake up I’m like:
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
doctah-who:
peetaah:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
Or “I’m blue, I’m in need of a guy. I’m in need of a guy.”
Wait… WUT?
You can't just love fictional characters more than...
victoriaalovesyouux:
theykepttakingmywaffles:
tennants-:
Kurt Hummel > My whole family
Who's ready for the SAG Awards?!
tanishaamaral:
mybloodismyink:
Rachel is.
omg that picture
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE